The bimbo genie

Walking along the hot, smooth sand, Jake felt himself wondering where things went wrong for him. He hadn't had a date in forever, and hell, he hadn't gotten laid in even longer. "It's insane... i'm a decent looking guy, right? Sure, I'm not like Brad Pitt, or whoever it is girls lust after these days, but I'm better tha- "Owww!"

He felt a sharp pain as he kicked something embedded in the sand. He stopped and took a look. It was'nt the rock that he had expected to see. He bent over and dug it out. Something golden, and encrusted with jewels...a lamp? "The tide must have washed it in, and i am the first person to find it along this deserted stretch of shoreline." He said out loud.

His heart began to race. "A lamp...could it be? I mean, it's impossible, right? Still, there's only one way to find out for sure." He began to rub the lamp, cleaning off some of the encrusted sand. Suddenly smoke began to spill out of the lamp's mouth, filling the air around him. It begins to take shape, coalescing into a gorgeous, buxom figure wearing the smallest pink bikini he had ever seen! Her body is curvaceous and unbelievably sexy, without a single imperfection from smooth creamy thighs, to a narrow waist, and finally huge, jiggling tits! Her face was a picture of pure, sensual femininity, with big blue eyes that seem to be just as excited as they are vacant of any real intellect. Her hair is long and golden, reaching down to her ass and sparkling with a light of it's own as she floated just above shoreline before him!

"Ooooh, Master!" She cooed in a bubbly voice, slowly circling around him as she inspected his tall, but otherwise average form with short brown hair, wearing just a pair of shorts. "You freed me from the lamp, so I'm like, totally yours to command now!"

Needless to say, he wasa little shocked. He looked at her curiously, surprised that she looked so, well...slutty.

"You're a genie, right?" He asked hesitantly.

"Uh-huh!" She exclaimed with the same enthusiasm. "You've got as many wishes as you want! But there's rules you gotta follow too."

There's a explosion of pink smoke, and suddenly she was dressed like a slutty teacher, wearing a pencil skirt so short it showed off her luscious ass cheeks, and a white blouse that does nothing to hide her prodigious cleavage. The heels are impossibly high too, but that's a little redundant since she was still floating above the sand. She pointed to a white board that appeared behind her with the rules of magic written on it in dot point form. Though some of the points are misspelled.

"First, you can't make me wish back anyone dead. Zombies are gross," You exclaim, poking out your tongue.

"Second, any wishes you make have to be sexy ones. I don't do booooring stuff like making you rich or whatever. If you wish to be rich, I'm just gonna make you an adult movie star or something so that way you got rich." You declare. There's a asterisk beneath that point which says *You should totally wish for this, it's awesome!*

"Lastly, you can't undo a wish with another wish. Not right away, anyway. It takes like, time for my magic to settle. And it's a total pain in the butt too! So just don't do it, okay?"

Satisfied she had explained everything to him properly, the outfit and whiteboard vanish in another puff of smoke, and she looked at him expectantly. "So, like what'll it be, Master?"

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