Intimidated into Marriage

I couldn't believe it.

"Mom," I said, "he's crazy. Don't do it."

She laughed.

"Oh, he's not crazy," she said. "You're the one that already sucked his dick. So what if he wants you to be his woman? Saves me having to look after you."

"Mom, what are you saying?"

"I am saying this is what you deserve, son," she said. "You can't just live at home."

"But Mom, please," I said, "you don't understand. This isn't right. I'm a man, and I only did it because he was going to hurt me if I didn't. I'm not gay."

"You'll be my wife," the officer says, "only I will know you have a penis. I don't mind. In fact, if your cock is bigger than mine I'll pay your mom more money in your dowry."

"What the fuck?" I asked.

"Show the officer your cock, son," my mom demanded.

I started to say know, but the officer's hand started to twitch, as if it was going to go down to his gun.

"Do it," he ordered.

I hesitated, and then I did. I pulled it out, and showed it to him.

"Wow," he said. "This is the first time I've seen a cock this big. Women should have bigger cocks than their husbands, don't you agree?"

"Yes, sir," I said.

"Then you'll be my wife?"

"Yes, sir," I said.

"Good boy," he said.

"When can we get married?"

"Right now," said the cop. He handed my mother an envelope full of money, and then marched me outside into his cruiser.