Insultingly Easy! As was the Second Stage

The entrance Exam was so Insultingly easy John was done in two minutes flat. Eventually two thirds of the Genin finished and Ibiki directed everyone to the Forest of ****. Which wasn't all that hard either, especially when you know your way around the Forest. John ended up Taking The Scroll of a Team from Oto, which was An Earth scroll. Strangely he found Cursed Seals on their bodies, and two of them had identical One's to his own Marks of Heaven and Earth. ''What's wrong John?'' Asks Ino. ''These Shinobi, they've been artificially enhanced by Cursed Ninjutsu, like me they have the Seals of Heaven and Earth. I've only known one man in the Whole village and the ANBU to apply these to his men, I'll be paying him a visit once this is over. Odds are it won't be pretty for me or him, but I have an Advantage he could only gain by killing me or Lord Fugaku. Anyway just be clad we've gained an Earth Scroll. Saves us a great deal of Trouble even with my knowledge of this forest.''

(Prelims)

It was round one of the Preliminary One-on-One match ups and John was patiently waiting for his match. As Genma appeared, he realised something had happened to Hayate. Hayate was meant to be the Proctor for the Exams. ''Oi Genma! Where's Hayate?!'' Shouts John. ''Dead! Someone Killed him with his own Blade. Now Round one shall begin as there are simply too many of you to start the Exams in their normal state. Your opponents will be fhosen at random, keep in mind you could face someone who knows all your strengths and Weaknesses, or even someone on your own team. Round one begins Now!'' Says Genma as he points at the match up Screen and everyone gasps at who they see, well everyone from Konoha.