In Depth Analysis of Yondu's Body

It's planet Xandar, but unlike the bright futuristic jolly place that it once was. Dark, rainy and eternal night is all people of Xandar know now. Crime rate is highest. If you step out during night time you are surely not to return home alive. Hence the city is completely deserted during after hours and that's why nobody notices a man lying dead in a dark alley. That man is Yondu Udonta, a blue skinned man who controls a deadly arrow with his whistle. But now he is silent, cold and unresponsive to the rain drops falling on his bare skin.

Nebula, a Nova cop, comes to investigate. She has a scanner in her pocket that can instantly record every aspect of the crime scene; the geography, history of the alley and biology, chemistry of Yondu's body. Still she keeps the device in her pocket and continues to stare at Yondu unclothed muscular masculine body. She gently presses a finger against her vaginal opening realizing it's been a while since she had some fun. Nebula wants to investigate but she knows she is being watched.

"I'll have to use some unconventional ways," says Nebula while licking her lips.

It's quite unusual that despite being dead Yondu's penis is erect and pointing at the sky. Nebula gets down on her knees to get a closer look at Yondu's active organ. Quick thermal scans show that despite being soaked in cold rain for at least an hour his cock is relatively warm. Nebula opens her mouth and latches on to the tip. Then she immediately starts blowing it. Don't of think Nebula as some slut. Her cyborg mouth is fitted with a vast variety of sensors that record temperature, wetness, chemical composition and even DNA code of those cunts who rode this cock recently.

Within a minute of sucking seven different profiles of alien whores from the red light area of Xandar pop-up. It seems that Yondu died of cardiac arrest but it's quite unlikely for a wild orgy to be the trigger. Yondu is infamous in the red light area for being capable of going on pleasuring a parade of pussies for seven days straight without a break. Nebula knows this because she once pretended to be one of those whores just to get some pleasure from the mighty blue Ravager. As she continues to blow she senses his dick twitching.

"Need to collect the sample for further analysis!"

Nebula quickly stands up, drops her trousers and positions her exposed vagina exactly above his penis. Upon a quick glance she notices her Nova Corps colleagues are watching from far.

"Just stay there till I'm done. I promise to give a good show." she whispers.

In one swift move Nebula sits down sliding his penis inside her vagina. That instant she gives out a loud moan. If Nebula's mouth has a dozen different sensors, down there is an entire science laboratory. The moan is just an indication that sample collection process has begun. To the outside world Nebula is enjoying a good fuck but in her head she is investigating, processing and analyzing the results her of samples collected.

At the point of his climax when the largest volume of load is released Nebula screams at the top of her voice. This make the hiding cops lose balance and fall out in open. Seeing them catch Nebula naked, she pretends to be embarrassed. She quickly pulls up her pants and starts looking here and there like some amateur cop. She simply stands there watching the others take Yondu's body away.

While leaving the scene Nebula starts whistling like Yondu, remembering the old days. Before she knows it an arrows comes flying straight at her. It's Yondu's arrow that contains one of the puzzle pieces that will lead Nebula to what or who killed Yondu Udonta.

TO BE CUNT-I-NUDE