Ich Liebe Mein Leben

The training to become a Host is very extensive and all encompassing, but sometimes things slip through the cracks, such as what to do when a contestant dies. Probably because the very premise of the show excludes that sort of thing, sadism has its limits, and the rougher stuff is monitored to make sure no lines are crossed. Despite supposedly appealing to all fetishes and kinks, the higher-ups weren't too fond of the idea of people getting off on brutal ****, erotic asphyxiation, sure, some light bloodplay, no one bats an eye, even the numerous forms of spiritual **** by erasure of previous identity got a pass.

But like Hell, they were just going to overlook one of Cam's contestants showing up murdered, she was bleeding on the stage and everything, Cam was even sure that one of her kidneys was lying next to her. How could this-"

"Ooooooo, more, can I have some more please Giselle?" The former corpse stood up, shambling around, making a right, proper mess on the floorboards.

"She's a zombie, of course she's a zombie that makes sense, the only problem is... BLENDA, WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS SHE A ZOMBIE? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HER BEFORE THAT HAPPENED, NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS AND PROBABLY ERASE-"

"Oh, she's just a zombie, okay." Kurumu said simple, nodding thoughtfully.

"Ahh, just like one of Ainz-sama's minions." Shalltear nodded as well.

"Another Impure soul." Ino bowed her head in solace.

"Hi, what's your name, I'm Ty Lee, are you hungry, you look really hungry, do you like cotton candy?" Ty Lee jabbered.

Daki just glared at the zombie, before sniffing disdainfully and turning up her nose at it.

Pixie-bob looked deep in thought, "I think I remember one of the hero schools having a kid with a Quirk to create zombies.

"Blenda, you're on thin fucking ice! Go make sure our other two girls are ready, and I swear if the last one has so much as a drop of blood on her, the next on this stage will be yours, cause the Producers won't leave mine." Cam said as a small sound of pattering feet ran away.

"Now then, give me just a moment as-" Cam's apology was cut short as the zombie began gnawing on their shoulder. Cam just drew a circle around her head, then seemed to grab the invisible circle as he turned it counterclockwise, the zombie slowly regaining color as Cam released her, satisfied enough with the result, a light sheen of sweat covering his brow.

"Please don't do this Giselle, I- Where am I, is this that weirdo's Zanpakuto, damnit after all that, I'm still going to die in this war?"

"Not to worry, you're not going to die today," cam assured her, refusing to acknowledge that she was literally a corpse less than five minutes ago. "Here, let me get you cleaned up and then you can introduce yourself to everyone properly."

Cam swept their wing over the girl, all the blood and dirt gone in an instant as she stood in front of them brand new,

"Oh, um, hello, my name is, wait why the hell am I introducing myself to a bunch of people?"

"Mainly because I'm getting tired of talking, and this entire schtick has given me a headache, so just go sit over there Bambi, and we'll get through this somehow.