I was right! It's erotica! (Pink Trigger's Power >999)

"Ah, Erika... I know it looks like I've jumped from the roof to the ground below, but allow me to explain. There is actually a well near the guest house! That grating is open! And at the bottom is... who knows?!"

I heard Erika wailing as the two of us descended into the darkness of that old well at breakneck speed; I'd tilted my body to fall in like a skydiver, picking up speed.

"Whaaat?! Whaaaaaaaaa?! This is <very shiiiiiiiiiit>!"

Ha ha ha... Ha ha ha ha ha! Erika, today is the day I show you the true depths of erotica that not even you know you want! What better place to do that than within the very depths of the earth!?

Who's to say that there isn't a makeshift love hotel down at the bottom of this well? Whee! We're bouncing on a big, red water-bed with pink, heart-shaped pillows! Everything around us is sparkling and golden, the kind of magical place that it's hard to believe even exists on the island. Is this Kinzo's secret gold? Oooo... Here comes a few naked demon girl servants with our champagne. Shall we have a little before we get to business? Ah, if you need some time to take a bath first, I'll have to join you in there. After all, I don't have much time left before lightning strikes me and turns me into ash, or some stupid such thing.

Is it fantasy? There's no hidden logic to it! Is it mystery? Everything is as you see, at face value! This is my pure smut you've fallen into!

Ah... But before we continue Erika... do you love me?

"<VERY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!>"

Back in the meta-world, the elegant table where Erika and I began our duel together was rocking on its tripod legs, threatening to tip over. I'd placed Erika's small body there with her legs up, her skirt pooled around her waist, and her hands duct-taped together around the umbrella-pole at the center of the table. I'd overturned the cup of ramen and placed it upon her head earlier on, causing our sex to be coated with the scent of salty noodle broth. Her panties were gone; I was thrusting myself into her naked pussy. Our sex juices were already spattered all over the table. She was unable to yell out anything, because I'd duct-taped her mouth closed as well.

Hm? Oh! This part is confusing for you.

Suffice to say, we'd made a number of wages, increasing the ante all throughout the night's proceedings. It wasn't quite as engaging a tale as the action on the board, so I thought I'd spare you from the minutia, but suffice to say, I'd made out like a king tonight. Of course, I knew I would. With my Pink Trigger and no Bernkastel to support Erika, I'd had the edge all along... It had just been a matter of manipulating her into various cocky gambles. Now, I had her right where I wanted her, filling her small, pretty body with my degenerate cum, re-powering my member, then starting all over again. I got the sense that she'd long since stopped using real words and was now yelling ridiculous curses into that tape covering her mouth.

I don't feel bad about this kind of ending. Do you know why?

That's because we're both intellectual rapists. This is also a form of love between us.

I pulled the tape away from Erika's mouth, then quickly kissed her forehead. You wanted to say something, my Sweet Detective?

"This isn't oooover! We're going to play another game! I'll win the next one and take your booooard! Then I'll grow a dick and **** your asshooooole! Never had a story like that before, have you?! It's all the rage in my superior library of <Oooowowoah!>"

She couldn't get the words out because I was currently blasting her full of another load of hot, demonic pink cum. The table was becoming the scene of a bukkake porn, drenched in enough cum to imply the presence of ten or twelve horny magicians. I flipped her, spanking her ass before re-entering her doggystyle. Sorry, Erika, I missed that last part.

"My superior library of <ONE-THOUSAND EROTICA!> You think I haven't seen this all before?! Don't make me laugh! Your stupid, ignorant writing is like something a 16-year-old virgin came up with! That means I've seen all of this many, many times before and it's as moronic now as it was the first time I saw it! This is nothing speciaaaauwawaawaah!"

I gave her another good slap on her cute, wiggling, skinny bum while I unloaded another massive stream, releasing so hard I had to throw my own head back and howl into the empty sky. Ha ha ha ha... Yes... Erika, we were made for each other.

Gosh dang it, I think I went a little too hard on that last spooge. Actually, I literally just cummed out all of my life ****. Whoops! I'm dead.

Let's play again, Erika. Set up the pieces right away. I'll bet the next game board will be a fascinating, dignified mystery that makes you forget that this ridiculous smut ending even happened. What have either of us got to lose? Let's both play to our hearts content before our witches come to fetch us!