I’ve had a crush on you

“What?” Alex asks. I reiterate, “You heard me. I’ve had a crush on you. For a while now. I know now may not the most appropriate time to bring this up, especially because of that fight you and your ... boyfriend?”

“Probably not for long,” she says. “But why would you have a crush on me?” I respond, “Well, who wouldn’t? You’re super smart, we have the same type of sarcastic humor, you’re very pretty,” now this next part I would not normally say, but I’m safe in here, “you also have an amazing set of tits and an ass I’d love to get my hands on.” Just as I suspected she didn’t slap me for objectifying her and being such a perv. In fact, she looks complimented.

Alex nervously adjusts her glasses. “You really think so?” She’s always been like this when she finds out a guy likes her. It’s really cute. “Yeah, 100%. But like I said probably the best time to bring this up, but I wanted to, as they say, shoot my shot, you know?” We both look at each other for a while, before Alex remembers, “We should get to work on the project.” We both sit down on the couch.

Before we could even crack open the books, she asks me, “You really like my boobs?” I say, “Yeah, of course I do.” She looks down at them and asks, “You don’t think they should be a bit bigger? I’ve always felt that my boobs should be a bit bigger.”

I suddenly remember that Ariel Winter did get a breast reduction surgery a few years back, but that was the actress not the character. From Alex’s realistic perspective, she had huge boobs one day and then, slightly, smaller boobs the next. She didn’t ask for that surgery. I looked down at Alex’s chest, which she has pushed out toward me. I ask myself, “Should I give Alex the boobs she should have had this entire time or are they fine the way they are?”