I’ve Got Robin in My Room

Waving goodbye to her Parents while they go on a date night in Gotham City, a teenage girl cooks food for herself, music blaring when she looks through the window outside, she sees something banging against nearby trash cans and bushes. She stops the music, grabs a flashlight and heads out to investigate.

With it still thrashing and moaning, fearing that it might be an animal, the girl picks up a Vote Dent sign and whacks at the shadowy figure. Dragging it out into the light the girl discovers that she has knocked Robin, Boy Wonder, ****.

Seeing that he’s been badly injured according to some cuts and bruises, the girl decides to carry the boy, whom she has a huge crush on, up to her room.