Humiliate her! (Pink Trigger's Power >199)

This is my story, right? When you see a haughty, big-breasted witch like that, wouldn't you want to knock her down a peg?

"Oh, you definitely would!" EVA agreed, nodding her head. "Whenever I see someone acting like a big shot over something they didn't even earn, I always think they same thing!"

I knew it! This was a safe route with EVA. She obviously resented her Predecessor. We can start with this common ground...

"And more than anything, those dumb puzzles of hers!" EVA added, giggling. "Like, uh, I'm gonna make a damn Sudoku that lets humans take away all of my power, or I'll give them tons of gold if they say my name backwards? She's like a poorly written cartoon character! And all those lame rules of hers... Who would agree to be bound by something like that? If I..." she started, trailing off.

No, that's a good point, go on! Let's talk more about how that brainless blonde bimbo set up her **** mystery like her own trap! What was she trying to achieve? Does she even know? It seems like all she does is use her magic power to play around like a child.

"Yeah, uh... I don't think we're going to have any more time to talk about that in this story, Player."

Hm? I followed the witch's blue eyes to where they focused... just over my shoulder...

I didn't have to turn around. When I turned my head, I was already facing the Golden Witch. With her face right next to mine, she was leaning over my shoulder with a wicked smile spread across her face. "Greetings, Mr. Player."

I turned back to EVA, and found empty space instead. I wondered where my buddy in discussing the humiliation of the great witch had suddenly disappeared to.

"How about it, Mr. Player? Are you ready for another foolish game from the brainless blonde bimbo who rules this island? Please, tell me more about what you think of my work."

Beatrice, that was... I was only saying those things because...

"You were making a plea for your life, right? That's-"

No, well... I was trying... To get into her pants.

"..."

So, you see, none of what I said about you was how I actually feel, most honorable and venerated Beatrice. I just... wanted to spend some time laughing along with that wicked witch, getting closer to her, maybe having an intimate encounter.

"Ho... I see. You speak of cruelty to her, and of love to me." Beatrice backed off, looking a bit taken aback. "Somehow, the spirit of this feels bold and proper. I don't see what you could find to love in a pathetic witch like that, but, to each his own. That said..."

The witch stepped towards me, shutting her eyes. I watched her breasts rise and fall as she moved. As she neared me, she slowly opened her eyes...

Then shot her hand out for my throat.

"You got it wrong, seeeee? You would have done better to join me in a laugh in how incredibly, terribly foolish that brainless newbie is than telling me you wanted to screw her!! Everything she learned about cruelty, she learned from her esteemed Predecessor. Now, Player, you seem to know a lot about the generosity of my games, and my opportunities for mere humans to join me in my Golden Land! However... when you arrive in hell, I invite you to ruminate on the true nature of those 'gifts' of mine, and what you believe the true color of my magic to be. Is it pure and beautiful, like gold, or is it truly terrifying and cruel, and blood red?!"

Tch... The witch didn't deign to use any magic to finish me off. She simply choked and choked until the life left my body, lifting me like a man half my size. Neither of these witches are to be underestimated... I may need way more magic power than I thought.