Hot in pursuit

Blinking, blearily looking around at the fuzzy world you make out his figure darting away. Forgetting your nakedness you charge after, nearly killing yourself as you emerge from the alley into traffic.

A van screeches to a halt, and you stare at two man-like shapes that seem to be staring back at you, probably as shocked as you are. Eventually one of them sticks his head out the window.

"Hey, uh, you need a lift gorgeous?"