Homer and Marge Simpson

Marge Simpson was a very normal, very bland, level-headed woman. She literally **** herself to be right handed instead of her normal left handedness to be normal. She thought devil ham and butter noodles as exotic. She used snuggle instead of sex, even avoid saying the word. Instead spelling it out if she could.

She was also... a hypocrite.

She would often do things she was protesting in others. Like using **** to protect violent video games, or going after things everyone was fine with because she had a problem with them. There was also the fact as hard as she tried to prove herself hetro-normal, she had a bi-curious bi-sexuality question. Ever since Lady Gaga kissed her, long story.

Opening up the dark corners of Marge's mind, release things that she didn't know were in there. Things she didn't want to admit. Things she was bearly able to look up online, even after being so careful. The horrible fact she had...

'A cuckquean fetish. I can't believe that my darkest desire is to see my Homie to cheat on me. After being jealous of the women after him, after him always being faithful to me, my deepest desire is for him to cheat.

And I can't subpress it any more. It keeps coming up. Over and over again. I'm not sure I can bring it up to Homer. Not sure if I can't stop myself. What am I going to do?' thought Marge as her mind was divided. Before deciding to...