Homemade is always better...

Carl knew he was a perv, but the opportunity was to rich to pass up. He grabbed the jar, but realised it was really cold. She'd probably bitch about that. Oh well - it would have to do.

He returned to the room to find Steffi on her back, practically naked. His dick became almost instantly hard. He sat back on top of Steffi's butt, trying hard to hide his boner. He cracked open the jar, the room slowly filling with the smell of his spunk.

It smelled pretty sperm like, but he was willing to be Steffi wouldn't know what that smell was. Just as he was about to apply it his Dad walked in.

"Hi guys, hey what the hell is that smell?" Carl's dad looked at Carl, then at the bed where Steffi lay, then at Carl again.

"What the FUCK are you doing Carl?" His Dad walked over to the bed, and saw the jar.

"He was just giving me a back-rub Dad... I hope that's alright?" Steffi meekly responded.

"Yes, that would be fine, if it wasn't with his spunk" Frank responded. At this point Carl get's up to leave but Frank knocks him round the head with his fist. Everything goes black for Carl....