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Ichigo started to feel really good about his decision to go back home as soon as he made it. The thought of flopping on his bed with a cool cloth over his eyes was quite enticing. He promised himself that he'd take an aspirin as soon as he got home, and maybe ask his father write him an excuse for being absent. "Yeah, that's what I'll do," he thought as he got closer to home.
When he arrived at his home, he gripped the door handle and turned it. "Locked dumb-ass. Of course it is, everyone's gone now," he thought as he fished in his pocket for his key. He put the key in the lock and turned it, but Ichigo never saw what hit him as he pushed the door open. Instead, he saw blackness, and heard a skull shattering KA-KLANG as something hit him in the forehead. The only thing he remembered hearing as he fell to the ground was a very loud male voice yelling, "HIII-YAAA!"
Moments later that same voice said, "Oh no. Ichigo? Son? Oh crap. I thought you were a burglar trying to break in! You're supposed to be in school now!" Isshin tried to rouse Ichigo, but he was out cold. The cast iron skilled Isshin had thrown at what he thought was a 'burglar' had proven to be quite an efficient weapon.
A/N: WHOOPSIE! Should have gone to school. Give it another try and make some different decisions!