Holy Shit....

Pete and Jinx stare in astonishment. Never before has the warehouse presented them with a unusual case. Before them is a young blonde woman, early 20‘s with a very slender build and a nice medium tan and small pert breast and she was lying on the floor. Myka was kneeling in front of her and looks back at the two men “We gotta a problem here...” She stands to reveal the woman naked on the floor with a strange look on her face with mysterious glowing pink eyes, her hands reach down her body and the men couldn't help but stare. This poor girl had a massive hard on at least 13 inches long and she was furiously wanking her cock in front of all three of them. There was a uncomfortable feeling going across the room. “I found her like this, I tried to stop her form ...doing this... but she bit me.” Ahhhhh...Ughhhh ahahhhh... She moans cumming on the dirty store’s floor for what looks like the third or forth time. “Ughhh...Dammit there she goes again...” Myka sighs. Pete stands up and tries to feel a vibe coming from anything.

“There on that back wall, those little book ends.” Pete points to the two stone book ends that resemble fairies or something close. “Wow these look old, I mean even old for the Warehouse.” Pete says. “Wow, Pete look at that! I think that's ancient greek, Just give me a minute and see what it translates to.” Myka says quickly working on the translation.

Meanwhile Jinx has been transfixed on the young girl. Being gay, himself he’s not real sure whats how he feels about watching the woman beat her meat. He finds himself turned on and he finds that he cant turn away. He almost wants to touch it to maybe....”Jinxy, man you alright?” Pete asks slapping him on the shoulder. “I...uhh..yeah hey Myka, need some help?” He breaks his trance and walks over to her with a pretty huge bulge in his pants. Pete grabs a couple of the neutralizer bags, The bags that field agents use also have a form of neutralizer in them. These bags are meant to store any artifact that can be fit in them, which promptly neutralizes them.

“Ahh Ha!” Myka call out, “The name on the first statue translates to Hermaphroditus, son of Hermes and Aphrodite, wow and holy shit Pete....the seconded one translates to Salmacis.....”

“NO! NOT THAT WHY MUST IT BE HERMAPHISDUFUS AND SALMONASSKISS!!!” Pete cry's out mockingly getting a laugh outta Jinx but just a irritated look from Myka.

“Wait..... I forgot who I was talking to...Let me explain in Greek myth, Hermes, the messenger god, and Aphrodite, the love goddess, had two sons. One of these was Hermaphroditus, who was so handsome that a water-nymph, Salmacis, fell in love with him. He refused her advances, and she prayed to the gods to let them be united for ever. Then Hermaphroditus went to bathe in the river and the nymph embraced him, clinging to him until they merged into one; after that Hermaphroditus was both male and female.” Myka explains

“And thus a thousand Japanese fetishes were born!” Pete jokes

“This is serious you oaf!” Myka hits him hard on the chest. “So that means she really two people then? Didnt you guy’s have something like this...?” Jinx ask trying to stay on point. “Pete just give Jinx the bags, at least he’s taking this seriously.” FINE!” Pete gives them to Jinx Wearing their purple gloves they both pick up the stone book ends and they try to drop them in their bags at the same time.

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Myka and Jinx both drop them in at the same time, but instead to their usual purple flash they release a small explosion sending the artifacts into the air and creating a few small tares in their gloves. Myka moves fast to catch hers but as soon as it lands in her hands she can feel something is wrong. “Jinx. NO!!!!” Myka yells as her eyes iris glows pink. Jinx lands on his back and catches the artifact and in a flash of light and a bit of loud sound Pete looks for both agents to only find Myka lying **** on the floor and Jinx nowhere to be found. The artifacts were gone too. “No, no no this cant be happening!!!! Myka wake up, wake up!” At the same moment the girl was cumming again on the floor behind Pete, but Pete was to focused on Myka to realizing anything. So without looking Pete slips on the girl cum and stumbles into a shelf knocking over what seems to be a giant penis statue and breaking the head off. “Ouch sorry about that big guy haha...” But now Pete is starting to feel strange “What’s happening to me???” He examines a small name plate next to the statue and it reads Shrine of Priapus. “Priapus who the hell was that?” With Myka outta comish, and Jinx nowhere to be found you decide it’s time to call Artie on the Farnsworth.