Hokémon Gold

"It's Hokémon! Squirtortoise I choose you!" Travis shouts at you as he releases Maria's leash. "It's your turn Prudeon! Look at your phone!"

Hokémon? Yeah, this is fucking hokey alright, you think, watching your friend crawl towards you in a pair of animal ears.

You look at your phone and it informs you that you are a level one wild Prudeon being attacked by a trainer with a level 14 Squirtortoise. A list beside your cartoon avatar, a harpy in a tube top, describes your attacks for you, all targeting the Squirtortoise, an anthropomorphized turtle girl. You select the least violent sounding one, Flash, not wanting to hurt your friend. The cartoon avatar on your phone pulls out its tits and the Squirtortoise flinches. Apparently it was "slowed".

"Now you pull out your tits!" Travis shouts at you, frantically hitting buttons on his phone. You roll your eyes as you lower your tube top for a moment "at" your friend, who pretends to flinch. How did you get roped into this?

"No! that's a sustained attack! Leave em out!" he shouts at you. You lower your top and leave it down. "Ha! A fucking status attack! This this Prudeon is screwed! Squirtortoise! Use Splash attack!" He points at you dramatically.

Maria hits a button on her phone and the cartoon avatar of the Squirtortoise mounts the Prudeon's face and squirts liquid at your avatar from between its legs. You take nearly half your health bar in damage. You knit your brow at the phone. Does that mean what you thinks it means? The move list does not pop back up.

"GO ON! Get between her legs! Hurry up!" Travis shouts at you. Apparently he has control over whether the game continues on his device.

"Hehee... sorry about this, Saraah" Maria says to you drunkenly, turning around and lifting one leg at you. You reluctantly bring your head closer, and Maria suddenly grabs you when you are within reach, pressing you down towards her crotch. After a second Maria sprays you in the face with a barely controlled jet of piss from an inch away. You wince and try to turn your head. This was not the way you expected today to go.

"My turn!" Travis shouts, he pulls out a red and white super ball from a satchel at his side. "Hokéball go!"

He throws the ball at your head while your friend continues her stream for a bit too long. The ball bounces wildly from your head and Travis runs off chasing it yelling about his last ball. Maria mercifully stops pissing on you as your move list pops back up on your phone. Now you're mad enough to pick a more violent attack. You choose the most obviously named one "Hairpull" and waste no time in tugging Maria's shoulder length brown hair as your avatar does the same. Your avatar does not let go, so you don't either. You've apparently "bound" her and she takes a small amount of damage.

Travis runs back up, yelling about the lost ball. "Fucking lost my last low level ball on a fucking level one! Ugh! No... I can't hit her with that, I'm trying to capture.... hmmm... Squirtortoise! Use Work up!"

You look at your phone for what fresh hell you are in for with this one, but the Squirtortoise just begins masturbating as your friend does the same. She regains some health and a much larger blue and red tennis ball hits you in the head.

"Aaaaaand caught it! Finally!" Travis says as he catches the much slower rebound. He begins hitting buttons on his phone. "Had to use Great Ball though, ugh. Hmmm..."

He looks at your hair, slightly dripping from Maria's attack. "Looks like you're playing Hokémon Gold. There."

The picture of your harpy goes into a blue ball. After a second a list of Hokémon choices comes up for you to pick. Maria explains to you that all women start as Prudeon and the guy gets to control your choices based on his fetishes. The whole game revolves around getting women to fight erotically for the male trainers, earning donations as health potions and the like, so they get a lot of control over your game.

You peruse the list of Hokémon choices chosen for you