Hired for the job from hell by... Tanya McVan?

Some time after having been reformed at the hands of The Amazon and Red Tara, Chichi was lying on her bed texting Dolly. They'd wanted to hang out that afternoon, but Dolly got stuck supervising detention at the local high school. She'd reformed too, but she still had some community service hours left from some of the stuff she'd gotten into as a bad girl.

Chichi's phone rang. Thank God... she was sooooo bored.

"Like, hi."

"Chichi? It's Tanya McVan."

"Oh, hi boss. What's up?"

Tanya hesitated for a few seconds. Then, "Chichi, do you have any jobs of the baby sitting type planned for the weekend?"

"No ma'am. There just aren't enough troublemakers anymore, I've straightened them out."

"Alright. I have a job for you, but it's a big one. Very big."

"Yeah?"

"I have to go out of town to Italy. Apparently, I was too rough on Donna Alessandra, and her, ahem, friends, want to renegotiate her contract. I have to take both Harvey and Theresa with me... but I can't afford to take Lisa. This is too important to have to worry about Lisa getting in trouble. So I want to hire you to keep Lisa out of trouble for the weekend."

Of course, Lisa and Chichi had been friends, but Lisa hadn't taken to Chichi's good girl persona at all, and when they spoke it was always to exchange catty insults.

Wow... what a job.

"We're talking seven digits per day, Chichi. I want you to keep Lisa out of trouble by any means short of tying her down all day or bribing her. Trick her, **** her... I don't care what you do as long as she stays out of trouble. If you need help, you'll have to split the money with it. Do we still have a deal?"

"Of course!" Chichi wasn't about to turn down that kind of money, and she was pretty sure she could handle Lisa.

"Alright then. Oh, and Chichi?"

"Yeah?"

"I said don't tie her down all day. I did not specify anything about night. Do we have an understanding as to what I mean?"

She giggled. "Totally!"

"In that case head straight to Lisa's penthouse. She'll be expecting you."