Highly potent tranquiliser darts

Donned in his uniform and with dark sun glasses on, the general steps in front of the president's desk and places a black suitcase on it. Straightfaced he opens it, revealing its contents to the head of state.

"Are those guns and tranquliser darts?" he asks not without a healthy amout of scepticism.

The general replies, "They sure are. Potent enough to sedate even super powered beings AND additionally provided with a serum to strip them of their supernatural powers."

Intrigued the president further inquires, "I assume you have a plan how and when to utilise those?"

"Affirmative! WWE is going to have another one of their bikini photo shoots later this week and all the wanted offenders are going to be there. We have analysed their most **** anatomic locations and know when and how to strike!"

The president leans back in his chair with a satisfied smile. "Fine. I expect to hear back from you as soon as possible!"

"The mission will be a success!" The general salutes and leaves the oval office with the same facial expression he has entered it with and kept throughout the whole meeting.

Three days later Chyna, Trish, Lita, Torrie, Molly and Jacqueline are back at another tropical beach for a photo shoot, unaware that the US army has also set up camp and is hiding in a nearby cave. They are just about to find out.