Hercules

The door bearing the Greek hero's name gets your juices flowing. Just the thought of all those Greek goddesses aching to be boned makes your pants tent like a pavillion as you turn the knob. The door knob, that is.

The door opens to an animated version of ancient Greece, with the mild Aegean climate, gentle breeze, and grass covered hills. Mountains rise up in the distance, with Mt. Olympus towering above them and extending into the clouds.

There's a couple of little honeys washing clothes in a stream down in a valley that you can see from here, and there's a city in the distance, but there's always the allure of trying to attract a goddess.