Her one condition

"My one and only condition," Elizabeth said with pursed lips. "Is that you give me a daughter."

"Oh, um..."

"Not like that!" Elizabeth said. "See, I have a bit of a fetish of having a disobedient stepdaughter that I can punish any time she is disobedient. I know it's a bit much to ask, but..."

"Oh, not at all," John said. "Just name the celebrity you want, and I'll get them."

He turned to Victoria. "Do you want a stepdaughter too?"