Her boss

“Hi, Emily, so quick question, who am I?” you ask. She looks at you like your crazy. “You’re Eddie Navarro, the youngest executive ever here at Wayne Security.” She simplifies it by saying, “You’re my boss.”

“Really, I’m your boss?” She raises an eyebrow. “Yes, you’re my boss. Is it a little weird for me that me, a 25 year old, has to take orders from a 22 year old? A little. But, I mean, I’m younger than most of my employees too.”

“Right, of course. What did you need my help with?” She begins walking back toward the bush. “I need your help testing out the new product in the lab.” You follow her, and, where once was a tropical island, is now a replica of the lab from the show. You look around and see no one else is around. You’re about to say something until you notice Emily bent over, looking for something in a drawer. She pulls something out, but you have no clue what it is.

“This is what I need your help with,” she says, holding what appears to be a tube with “SBD” written on the side. “And what exactly is that?”

“It’s our new prototype for the ‘Speeding Bullet Dildo.’ I need your help testing it,” she replies, nonchalantly. “I’m sorry. Speeding Bullet what?” you ask. “Dildo. Speeding Bullet Dildo. It’s supposed to be a mechanized dildo that can, potentially, move at the rate of a speeding bullet. Basically, it’s to help people, mostly women, fantasize about what it would be like to sex with Superman.”

“A speeding bullet is pretty fast. That doesn’t exactly sound all that safe.” A question pops into your head. “Wait, why did you need my help for this?”

“I need someone to hold it in place,” she responds, so matter-of-factly. “All the engineers have gone home. We’re the only two people in the office right now. We need to test this out. So, you’re going to use this on me.” She hands it to you, takes off her panties, places them on a table, and sits down on the table, legs spread as much as they can get in her pencil skirt. “I wouldn’t suggest going too fast just yet. This is still just a prototype. We may not have worked out all the kinks.”