Her bestie

I decided on Taylor Swift for the first true member of my harem.

"Call Taylor Swift and tell her to come over to discuss a collab," I said.

Selena got her phone and made the call, giving me a **** stare the entire time.

"She'll be here in like thirty minutes," Selena said.

"Trance," I said. Selena dropped into trance, staring blankly ahead.

"Go to your bedroom," I said. "Strip naked and masturbate until you orgasm 1,000 times."

Selena gave a nod and went upstairs.

I decided to wait for Taylor.