Helpful Clerk

As Tom is about to say something about the yucky paisley sundress with a half assed hem you see a clerk walking up to you. She's cute, in that budding diesel dyke kind of way. Her blonde hair is cut at an angle and she has highlights of red that totally clash with the pink polo she has to wear.

"Hello, I'm Ashley. Is there anything I can help you find?"

Tom starts to say no when you cut him off.

"Yes, thank gawd. This is so not me. I'm thinking black Lycra leggings and a super cute pink top and... Tom, baby, just sit where the other boyfriends sit. We are going to take like, forever."

He sighs in defeat and walks over to the row of chairs at the front of the store. You turn back to Ashley and see her smiling.

"New boyfriend?"