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Chapter 13 by robyna

Do you want to become a prosperity minister?

Hell yes. Money, sex, rock and roll

Maybe you're just drunk but all of a sudden it makes a lot of sense.

Why **** away as a programmer, letting executives who don't know the first thing about code make all the money, fuck all the girls, and steal your wife? Why not become an asshole and steal other people's wives, rip other people off with fake religosity. After all, if they're stupid enough to believe God is so stupid he doesn't know what you want without you first sending all your money to some preacher, you're too stupid to have money.

You get to work on your computer figuring out what's needed. Obviously it would be helpful to become a certified minister. Google that.. Then there's the whole platform thing. How do you get on TV? But hey, who watches TV any more. Streaming is the wave of the future.

You fall asleep with the notion of becoming an asshole and fucking lots of girls... and with a nagging feeling that you're missing something.

Is everything better in the morning?

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