Head to bed (couch)

{if Couch events > 1}I settle back into the couch, close my eyes and try to fall asleep.{else}This day has utterly exhausted me and I decide it's a good time to call it a day. I head to our old sleeper sofa, {if Megan thinks I flash Sam=true}I'm afriad this will be my bed for quite awhile, unless I convince Meg I'm innocent{else}which will be my lonely sleeping place for the next couple of weeks{endif}. I strip down to my underpants and crawl into bed. The mattress on this old sleeper sofa leaves a lot to be desired. I toss and turn beginning to be afraid that I won't get any sleep, when next thing I know I'm asleep.{endif}