Head on

"If you live in this house, you know you must share a bed with one of your sorority sisters, and you must spoon. You will wear no more than a pair a panties to bed and sleeping in the nude is accecptable. You must also shower with a friend and thoroughly shampoo and wash each other. All of his is perfectly normal for sororities."

I noticed a large decorative clock on the wall behind me. "Shelby, when you hear the door close, you will strip to your underwear and cluck and act like a chicken for ten minutes."

"Isabelle, when you hear the door close, you will strip to your underwear and act like a dog for ten mintues."

"Anna Claire, when you hear the door close, you will strip to your underwear and act like a donkey for ten minutes."

"Tiffany, when you hear the door close, you will strip to your underwear and act like playful cat for ten minutes."

"Shelby, Isabelle, Anna Claire, and Tiffany, you will have no idea why you feel compelled to act like animals, and you feel ridiculous, but you can't stop.'

"When you all hear the door close, you will snap out of this trance, if you see a sorority sister doing something strange today, film it with your phone and share it online. Forget you saw me."

I walked out, slamming the door as I left.