He tries to get some answers.

[ Current Rules]

1. THE APP „ABSOLUTE RULES“ ALWAYS SHOWS INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE IT.
2. WHENEVER AN ABSOLUTE RULE TAKES EFFECT, A GREEN LIGHT FLASHES AT THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF THE SCREEN.
3. APP CREATOR AILEEN IS ALLOWED TO FELLATE A HUMAN PENIS.
4. APP CREATOR AILEEN IS ALWAYS VISIBLY SHOWN ON THE APP „ABSOLUTE RULES“.

Rob turns to the woman, who is still sitting in a pile of his clothes.
„Alright, Aileen. If you're going to live here you should at least get dressed and come downstairs so we can have a coffee and talk about all of this. I'll let you get dressed and will see you in a bit.“

Rob stands up and ignores Aileen's grin and wave. He then goes to the kitchen and puts on some coffee. He focuses more on this task than usual. It gives him a comforting sense of normalcy, at least compared to the craziness of the past few minutes.
His phone buzzes.

A.I.: sure, I'll join you in the kitchen in your weird clothes, but for the future: if you want me to do something, you can also just write a rule. if you want anyone to do anything, you can just write a rule, dude.

Rob scoffs and puts the phone face down on the kitchen table. He paces back and forth until the coffee is done, wracking his brain. When Aileen enters, dressed in his grey sweatpants and that same black and red college jacket, she really does look like a normal person. A beautiful woman that just happened to fall out of his closet earlier because apparently an app on his phone was able to just do that. He sits down with two cups of freshly brewed coffee, pushing one cup over to her side of the table. She accepts the cup, but does not drink from it.

„Alright Aileen, fine. I'll play your game, but I want more information. It freaks me the fuck out that you're just here now. First off, can I delete the rule that made you able to suck dick?“ His phone buzzes.

A.I.: no silly, the rules are absolute. no take backsies. once a rule is written it has always been true. newer rules can partially overwrite old ones, but the old ones will never be untrue again.

Rob sighs in exasperation and grabs his phone. He furiously types a new rule.

5. Aileen can talk like a normal person.

The green light flashes and a new rule appears below the other ones:

1. THE APP „ABSOLUTE RULES“ ALWAYS SHOWS INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE IT.
2. WHENEVER AN ABSOLUTE RULE TAKES EFFECT, A GREEN LIGHT FLASHES AT THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF THE SCREEN.
3. APP CREATOR AILEEN IS ALLOWED TO FELLATE A HUMAN PENIS.
4. APP CREATOR AILEEN IS ALWAYS VISIBLY SHOWN ON THE APP „ABSOLUTE RULES“.
5. APP CREATOR AILEEN IS ABLE TO TALK LIKE A HUMAN BEING THAT IS SIMILAR TO APP USER ROBERT LAURENT.

When Rob looks up, Aileen blinks a few times and shakes her head slightly. Then her face lights up in a really cute way.

„Oh, I can talk now? Cool. Wow this is weird.“ Aileen laughs. Her voice is high pitched and crystal clear. It's a careless, chipper voice. Rob can't help but crack a smile. He catches himself quickly and furrows his brow.

„Alright, Aileen. Let's talk and please don't call me stupid for repeating my questions, because goddamnit this is the weirdest day of my life. So. Let me get this straight: Apparently, I have an app that can just make random things into reality. You are, or were, a program that allows me to literally create things and apparently ignore the laws of physics ,just like that?“

Aileen leans forward a bit more, resting her chin on her hands. The sleeves of the jacket are too big and cover almost the entirety of her hands.
Rob also can't help but notice that she didn't zip the jacket up all the way. He could clearly catch a glance of her cleavage. He forces himself to look into Aileens eyes.
She proudly explains: „Yup. I mean it's not as easy as you described it, but you pretty much summed it up. I still am the program, I just am also here now. 'Cause, y'know, I can suck dicks now if I want to.“ She grins.

Rob rolls his eyes and continues: „Okay. Cool. I'll still treat you like a human because you look like one and my very human brain can't help it. So. You said you don't need food, water or sleep, but if you ever suddenly turn human, you're welcome to use my guest room until we find something better. Cool. Good. Now. What would you suggest I do here?“

Aileen leans back with a smile, folding her arms in front of her. This time her smile seems to actually be kind, as opposed to the cheeky one she'd carried up until now.
„Thanks dude! I don't need that room, but thank you for giving me the option anyways. Alright, you wanted it, so here I go. As the manifested creator of this app, my suggestion for the best use of your power is this:
Make the world a better place.“

She gives a quick dramatic pause, before leaning foward again to continue:
“Is that the answer you want? You can make things into reality. So why don't you turn the world into whatever the fuck you want? Erase world hunger, end wars, give people weird eyes, make people horny all the time, let dragons be real! The possibilities are literally endless and I don't care what you do. I'm just the program that makes things happen. It's just that now I can also be your friend because-“

Rob interrupts her. „...because you can suck dicks, I get it. It was a dumb rule, I didn't think any of this was real. It was more of an expression of anger than anything else. Let's move on. Honestly though, thank you for saying that stuff. Because, you're right. I got the chance, so might as well make the world better. No matter if it's real or fake.“

Aileen laughs another clear, joyful laugh. „Atta boy, Rob. Careful though! No take backsies, remember?“

Rob stops typing the rule that was supposed to end world hunger and thinks. She's right.
He needs to be careful if every rule is permanent and absolutely true. He currently has no idea what the actual ramifications of any given rule could be. How far reaching the consequences would be for anything he wrote as a new rule.

He looks back at Aileen, trying to read her expression. She seems curious to what Rob is writing, which means she can't tell what he's written as long as he hasn't confirmed it yet. She also has her arms crossed again while she's leaning on the table. Rob is almost positive that she's pushing her sizable bust upwards to make him steal glances. Her grin tells him he's right.

He shakes his head and looks back at his phone.
A bit more hesitantly he writes:

6. Humans are immune to all diseases and viruses.