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‘Ah man, that really sucks, hope your pa’s alright! You’ll never believe what happened though. You know that new neighbour of yours you never mentioned? The hot chick? Well guess who bagged her first, compadre! Thanks for sending her my way!’, Brian replied, before regaling Andrew with the sordid details of everything he (and unbeknownst to Brian) got up to with the very same person he was now messaging.

Andrew was congratulatory while avoiding being too encouraging, fearing the repercussions of new moves Brian would try on him the next day.

Eventually Andrew made the excuse of being tired and signed off, heading to the bathroom to take off all the makeup with a flannel, staining it in the process like an amateur.

The most difficult part was peeling off the false eyelashes without damaging his own natural sets, though he still managed to pull them off.

His lips were still bright pink from the lip stain and puffed up from the plumping lip gloss, which helped Andrew realise for the first time just how naturally feminine the rest of his face was; no wonder all the mall staff had mistaken him completely for a girl despite his male clothes!

After brushing his teeth and changing into his PJs, Andrew finally went to bed, gently weeping into his pillow as the trauma of the day’s events and the dread of tomorrow caught up with him before he finally drifted into a restless sleep.

He wasn’t sure if his night time fantasies were dreams or nightmares as visions of Andrea participating in traditionally girly activities such as dancing, singing, modelling and getting makeovers paraded through his mind, before culminating in a wet dream where he was completely a woman, being made love to and brought to the edge of ecstasy by various men and women submissively.

Andrew awoke the next morning with his pyjamas, crotch and abdomen coated with his own semen, and quickly ran to the bathroom to try and wash it off, before throwing his PJs into the clothes basket.

As he crept back to his bedroom, Andrew heard his mother calling from downstairs.