He’s got a boyfriend. Ignore it.

You roll your eyes, not wanting to knowingly step onto another drama landmine. Maybe it would work to start watching the news while jerking off to Kevin’s voice, but that’s as much involvement you’re willing to risk with someone who’s already involved.

You silence your phone and go back to trying to sleep. Luke starts snoring lightly from across the room. You drift off, confident in your sense of morality and being a good housewarming guest.

You’re sure to hear about everyone else’s much more interesting nightly adventures at brunch, tomorrow.

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