Having a foot fetish is now mandatory.

You watched the tv as the reporter said "due to a rising vocal movement in the foot fetish community and a rising acceptance of foot fetishes in the public image, the federal government has just passed a new law which makes it so that being sexually attracted to feet is mandatory for all citizen's." "Starting at noon today all citizen's are required to head to their local dmv to take a test to determine if they have a foot fetish or not." "Anybody found to not have a foot fetish will be sent to free mandatory classes where a sexual attraction to feet will be conditioned into them." "As someone with a foot fetish myself I have to say I think this is a wonderful idea" said the reporter as she proped her bare feet on the counter for the audiance to see.