Harem girl

If you're looking to score you could do worse than the harem girl costume. What guy wouldn't want his own 'sex ****'. You grab it up and go into the changing room to try it on. It's definitely something else, with a bra made of golden coins and a skirt to match, as well as seven pieces of silk to wrap around various parts of your body. You hope they are in the right place and, once you think they are you check yourself in the mirror and feel quite happy. You know the boys will be fighting over you the moment you come in the door wearing this outfit.

You step out of the change room to ask Madame Vivante how much it is to hire (or buy if that's possible, your pretty sure it's going to get some 'wear' on Friday) since there is no tag and you forgot to look for a sign before taking it in. However you step out not into the shop but into a round room with plush cushions on the floor and a single wall that seem to be made of solid, featureless bronze encircling the room with no doorway. A round glass skylight allows the sun to shine into the room. You turn to find, to your rising panic, that the curtain to the change-room is gone.

It is then you really panic and begin banging on the walls which are just as cold, hard and solid as they seem. Eventually you exhaust yourself and fall onto the pillow strewn floor to cry and shiver.

Suddenly you hear a gong, which reverberates around the room, and a circular door opens in the wall. You rush through it and as you do your body suddenly discorporates into mist which you feel being pulled through a small hole and reformed on the other side.

"Wow!" says a voice. "You're real! There really is a genie of the lamp!"