Ugly nerd girl.

You find yourself standing on a dark room. The walls are decorated with fantasy art containing muscular heroes and athletic women with large, gravity-defying breasts all wearing less than your harem girl outfit. As you turn around you see shelves piled high with fantasy and science fiction books as well as Dungeons and Dragons books. Having turned 180 degrees you find yourself facing a unfortunate looking teenage girl with ugly glasses and buck teeth.

"Wow!" she says "Just Wow! So are you, like, going to grant my wishes? How many do I get?"

You are not sure yourself, being new to this genie gig, but you're pretty sure she's going to need more than three.