Hanging 10 and a half

Jeremy was having the time of his life. He felt so proud of his surfing skills and his physique (well most of it) that he just had to show all those bitches on the beach just what he could do. He was flexing and doing handstands all types of cool surfer things when all of a sudden a weight seemed to be lifted from him. He suddenly found it much easier to balance and do those cool surf tricks, as well as finding it a lot breezier.

Various ladies that he accosted on the beach suddenly perked up and pointed at him and started to cheer for him! He flexed and posed while riding the waves, looking oh so cool. Now he had them eating out of the palm of his hands. Of course, he was too far from shore to actually hear what they were really saying, because if he was, he would have realized that they weren't so much cheering his surfing form, they were jeering his surfer's physique. Even from a distance, they could tell he was naked, but what they couldn't see, at least not without a zoom function or binoculars, was his dick.

Dianne in particular was absolutely ecstatic as she recorded the spectacle in front of her, capturing all of his nude, tanlined smallness. Somehow, his head wasn't the only thing that was bald, as he apparently bought into that myth that shaving your pubes makes it look bigger. Perhaps he used steroids, or maybe he didn't even grow an inch since puberty. Whatever the case, this piece of shit who thinks he's hot shit is about to get his comeuppance as he seemed to be done with his "manly" (more like boyly) display and was swimming to shore. As he walked to shore with his tiny fin on display the girls he was flirting with started pointing and laughing. He wondered what was going on, just seconds ago they were cheering for him and that woman who he ripped the top off of for rejecting him seemed to be filming him and laughing the hardest.

"Heh, alright babe, I'll bite. What's so funny? Do I have something on me?" One of the other girls who was watching the small stud chimed in with "No, you don't. I think you lost something in the ocean!" Another one added "Yeah, you lost your dick!" punctuating this with a wiggle of her pinky. This caused them all to start laughing again and for him to finally look down. "WHAAA! WHAT HAPPENED!? WHERE'D MY TRUNKS GO!?" As he covered himself he then realized he lost something even worse and asked himself "...where did my stuffer go?".

While his trunks were long gone, his other question was answered immediately with his "dick" landing in the sand a few feet from him. Having been found bobbing around in the ocean and tossed by another woman, who also suffered at this hands of this tool with a tiny tool. "Look girls, he really did lose his dick in the ocean!" "WOW!" "You'd need 10 of his little pricks to make that monster." "It's like an overused white crayon!" "He's like a ken doll!" "Naw, even a ken doll has a bigger bulge than that!" A new wave of laughter started as he turned red, due to anger, but also mostly from embarrassment.