Hang out at McDonnalds

A guy has to eat.

You order a double-cheeseburger, a chocolate shake and a large fries and grab a seat.

There are some hot moms here, letting their kids scream in the playground while they sip on coffee or scarf down some fries... not that you're in a position to criticize given that you're scarfing down your own fries. It's hard not to, though. You know that this isn't the healthiest possible meal but it's a lot of food for a cheap price and you're not exactly loaded.

It'll take a while before you start getting unemployment checks and they're not exactly known for being big bucks.

You try to meet the gaze of some of the women but they all turn away from you the second they see you staring at them.

After a while, a male clerk with pimples on his face comes over and says that you're creeping out the ladies. He asks you to just eat your lunch and leave everyone else alone and doesn't seem much interested when you explain that's exactly what you were doing.

Clearly you've got to change something about yourself. Girls are supposed to be flattered that you notice them, not grossed out.

Being laid off is an opportunity. You can start an exercise program, start eating healthy, learn a new language (foreign, not computer, you already know more computer languages than you need), learn to play the guitar. Hell, you can become a whole new person... except the person you are is who you are and you're not sure who you'd be if you were someone else which doesn't make sense, exactly but is how you feel.

So, you keep eating and try not to be obvious as you check out the girls.

Girls dress sexy.

There are girls who have half their tits exposed... with some really massive ones on display. There are girls with long legs and super-short cut-off jeans. There are girls with yoga pants that conform to their bodies so closely you can see the shape of their pussies. There's a girl rubbing off another girl, her fingers deep in the other girl's pussy.

Crap, you're staring again and that weird clerk is giving you the eye.

Better leave and get on with your day.