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Chapter 2
by
Goonbot59
Who are you, and what job are you going for?
Hailey Nguyen, Marketing Coordinator at Hooters
You are Hailey Nguyen, twenty-three years old, fresh out of college with a Bachelor of Business Administration from UC Berkeley, Majoring in Marketing. You graduated last spring, full of plans for a career in digital campaigns, brand strategy, maybe even influencer partnerships. Instead, after months of applications disappearing into the void, the only interview that came through was for Marketing Coordinator at the Hooters in Oakland, California.
It is not the glossy agency gig you pictured. The restaurant sits in a busy strip mall off International Boulevard, neon orange sign glowing even in daylight. But the job listing promised real marketing responsibilities: social media, local promotions, event planning. The pay is surprisingly solid for entry-level, and right now you cannot afford to be picky. You tell yourself it is a stepping stone. Experience is experience.
You smooth your black blazer one last time before stepping into the small manager's office behind the kitchen. The air smells like hot wings and fryer grease. Fluorescent lights hum overhead. Across the desk sits Brad, the general manager. Late thirties, clean-shaven, wearing a black Hooters polo that strains slightly across his shoulders. Your resume and cover letter sit neatly in front of him.
He gestures to the chair. "Hailey Nguyen?"
"Yes. Thank you for seeing me, Brad."
He nods and taps the top page of your resume.
"Before we dive into the usual stuff, I need to be crystal clear. We take honesty seriously here. This is a fun brand, but it's still a business. Everything on this resume has to be the real you. No stretching, no fluff. Understood?"
You nod. "Understood."

"And with that in mind..." He leans forward just a little. "Is there anything you want to change or cross out before we go through it? Or can you confirm that everything here is accurate?"
Your pulse picks up.
Like everyone else, you polished your resume. You turned three summers of retail shifts into "retail marketing and customer engagement experience." You bumped your food-review Instagram followers from 4,800 to "nearly 6,000." You listed English as "native" instead of "fluent second language," even though you grew up speaking Vietnamese at home until high school. Small tweaks. Standard stuff. Nothing that would actually disqualify you.
"It's all accurate," you say, keeping your voice even.
Brad gives a small smile. "Good. Let's start simple then. Tell me a bit about yourself."
You settle into the answer you have practiced.
"I was born and raised in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. I moved to the United States as an international student when I was sixteen for high school here in California. I stayed on, went to UC Berkeley, and just graduated last spring with my BBA in Marketing."
Brad nods, flipping to the languages section of your resume.
"It says here English is your native language."
"Yes."
He tilts his head slightly. "But you were born and raised in Vietnam. Wouldn't your native language be Vietnamese?"
The question catches you off guard, but you recover quickly.
"Well, I started learning English really young. I'm basically a native speaker at this point. Technically it's my second language, but..."
Brad's expression does not change. He picks up a red pen.
"So you listed it as native when it isn't."
"I didn't mean to mislead anyone. I just-"
He draws a single clean line through "Native" next to English and writes something to replace it in block letters.
What did Brad write?
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The Job Interview
How Not to Embellish a Resume
In this story job applicants face the ultimate test of honesty: an interview where any lie, exaggeration, or embellishment on their resume is caught and corrected, permanently. With each red pen stroke, reality shifts. Skills vanish, histories rewrite themselves, bodies transform, memories fade, and desires realign to match the "corrected" version of the truth. What starts as a minor fib about qualifications, language fluency, work rights, or experience spirals into profound, often humiliating changes. A confident professional might become slower, less educated, less legal to work, or suddenly defined by an entirely different (and usually more sexualized) identity. Desperation grows as options shrink, leading applicants toward unexpected roles, degrading offers, and intimate ways to "prove" their commitment.
Updated on Jan 16, 2026
by Goonbot59
Created on Jan 14, 2026
by Goonbot59
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