Haggle

“So, how exactly is this my problem again? Why am I letting your Little have her little lesbian hookup in my bed?”

Zara looks exasperated. “Because no one will think to look for them there, and I trust you can be discreet.”

You smile at her. “Zara, we’re both pre-law. Quid Pro Quo?”

“So no charity for the sake of being a good person?”

“If I was into that, I’d join the Peace Corps. Whatta ya offering?”

Zara thinks for a moment. “How about I wash your car?”