Of course not!

“Nah, I can get pledges to do that.”

“Come on! It’ll be for like 30 minutes, and you’re not even using it right now!”

“I’m sorry, you want me to let strangers into my abode, to **** my inner sanctum, defile my holy of holies?” you say in (mock) indignation.

Zara snorts derisively. “Oh please, stop being dramatic. How about…I wash your car in a bikini?”