Guy Gardner

Wonder Woman flew to the JLA (Justice League Watchtower) looking for someone to go with her.

“Anyone here?” Wonder Woman called out.

“Afraid not Princess. Only one here is the DREAM boat known as Guy Gardner” Guy said smugly.

She sighed and put her hand on her hips, surveying the massive command center.

“Is there anyone else here?”

“Well, there's the Robot Red Tornado, but he's on monitor duty. So I don’t think he can go to Black Adam’s Party with you.” Guy said.

“How did you know I was invited.”

“Oh don’t worry, the big Green Machine keep his ear to the ground. If you ask nicely sweet tits, I go.” Guy said.

“In your dreams.” Wonder Woman said blowing out a lungfull of air, and shaking her head slightly at Guy's arrogance.

“Well, the way I see it you don’t have much time to get a date. The party's today. Don’t want to not show up on super power dictator's big day. Guess you don’t care about making it look like your country is insulting his.”

“Fine, you can go.” Wonder Woman said “But no funny stuff. This is a very important function.”

Guy Gardner put a green hallow over his head and Green wings on her back.

“Little old me, cause trouble. I am shock you would say such a thing.” Guy said