Gullible and Eager to Please

"Got a girlfriend you want to change?" he asks. "'Cause that's just wrong."

"No girlfriend," you admit. "Just curious what it does?"

"Just curious, huh? Well, your body gets a pulse of pleasure whenever someone gives you a compliment. Also your body has a very particular biological reaction whenever you feel shame or embarrassment. This cocktail turbocharges both of those and also tweaks down your intelligence. You become a dumb-bunny, eager to please, stupidly gullible and endlessly ashamed and embarrassed about practically everything."

"You can do that?"

"Hell yeah," he says, proudly. "But not for you. Come back when you're more humiliated. You need to really know what it feels like before I give it to you."