Guardians of the Galaxy - Holiday Special

Peter Quill is sad because the person he had frequent sex with, i.e. Gamora, is dead. Peter thought to ask Nebula if she could give him the same pleasure but then he learned that her vagina is mechanical modified to pleasure only a Thanos-size cock. Since Peter has seen that purple beast naked he knows there is no competition. Thus is sad and depressed and focuses all his attention on rebuilding Knowhere.

It's Christmas time and so Peter's half sister Mantis feels that it's her responsibility to cheer him up. Upon some research Mantis learns that there is an actress on Earth called Zoe Saldaña who looks like Gamora. So Mantis makes it her mission to go to Earth with Drax to bring Zoe as a present for Peter so that he can fuck her and be happy just like before.

This story is for us to see whether Mantis succeeds in her mission.