Grocery shopping

I put a short pink,purple and blue tie dye dress on that used to be white until I tie dyed it and I'm barefoot. I get in the car and go to the grocery store, The Piggly Wiggly,that name always cracks me up. Anyway I go in, my barefeet making a smacking sound as I walk on the tile and i buy some wine, red grapes, a six pack of sprite, meatless hamburger patties, hamburger buns and a big bag of Lays plain Potato Chips. I pay for my food and the bagger offers to carry it out for me as he leers at me licking his lips. He's a pudgy little shitwith light brown hair crew cut. When he's done putting the groceries in the back seat he tells me i have a " smokin bod." I sarcastically thank him, put my hands on his shoulders and knee him in the nuts hard enough to teach him a lesson but not too hard. He yelps,grabs his jewels and hops up and down. Lesson learned. I mockingly imitate him and laugh,get in my car and drive back to the campground. I put my groceries away, make a veggie burger and some chips. As it's cooking i take my dress off and turn on the TV and watch a couple of reruns of MASH and eat my lunch and clean up afterwards. I spend the rest of the day watching the local retro TV channel and smokin weed from my little green plastic water bong. Happy days comes on first and I think about how I've always wanted to castrate The Fonz. Wonder how cool he would be as a eunuch, " Aaay" i laugh. I also always wanted to kick Ralf Mouth in nuts. Then Andy Griffith comes on and i think about getting into a shootout wih Barney Fife and shoot him in the balls, in fact any character Don Knotts has played I've wanted to wrack in the balls, I bet his eyes would bug out of his head. I laugh uncontrollably not from the Andy Griffith show but at the thought of the faces and reactions Don Knotts would have from being bashed in the berries. Then Green Achre's , Hogan's Heroes. I also always wanted to kick Sgt. Schultz in the balls so hard that afterwards every time he says" I know nothing!"he says it with a hire voice. Again i laugh my ass off thinking about it. I finally fall asleep during The Jeffersons.