Goblin village, perhaps to become chief!

You hitch yourself up, a process that takes about a minute. Not bad, but not good if you're being attacked and needed to get out in a hurry. The sooner you get a proper beast of burden the better, you think.

You go slowly through the forest, looking for useful herbs and throwing rocks at trees.

*Skill increase*

Throwing 1-2

Huh, nice. You wander around, picking some herbs (awkwardly in your harness) until you hear something moving through the bushes in front of you. You pause, and hunker down, wondering if you should start unbuckling now or wait.

A boar walks into the clearing ahead of you, minding its own business. You might've attacked it but all you have is your dagger (you've long lost your spear) and no firebombs prepared. You promise to correct that soon, if the boar misses you. Staring hard at the boar, wondering at its level.

Suddenly, your vision glitches out. Looking at your hands you see pixellated errors and fuzziness as a pop-up appears.

*Error detected*

Patching error... please be patient...

Oh, shit! They figured out that you're levelling and are taking away all your progress! You could just about scream. Back to trudging around, waiting to die from bastard 'heroes'?!

*Patch complete - GUI updated. Enemy information now viewable.*

Wait, what? You still felt the same. Looking up you see the boar ahead of you, now with something floating over it - "WILD BOAR- LEVEL 4".

Sweet! Rather than losing everything you actually been upgraded! You can see levels and names. This will be very useful in the future.

You pull your cart until you are close to the village. You could go in with your cart, showing how amazing you are, or you could go in cautiously, because you have no idea how other goblins will react.