Go out with Temari

Naruto said, "I think I might like to have some dinner with you tonight Temari." Temari smiled from ear to ear thinking, "Fantastic! He picked me!" but before she could celebrate, Ino and TenTen grabbed Naruto and dragged him outside.

"What did I do, what did I do?" he asked as they brought him out in the street.

"You didn't pick ME!" they both shouted. Then they pummeled him into an **** heap in the middle of the road and left him there.

A/N: Ooh, bad decision making on your part. Wanna try again? Go back and see where you end up.