Glory returns

Ben hiked high up into the mountains keeping his eyes open for the shrine in which the old shaman he desperately sought was repute to hide out. He had lived a semi-normal life since Buffy had defeated Glory and hadn’t been bothered by the evil hell goddess since. He had hoped she was gone for good and he could now finally be free but as it had turned out she was merely building her power.

Now he could feel her beginning to gain strength within him and he had begun to seek out a way in which he could be separated from her before he had the blood of those she would feed upon on his hands once again.

He had begun to research the means in which she had been trapped inside of him and had learned that her feeding was a result of the drain on her strength from being trapped inside a human vessel and that if separated she’d no longer need to feed. He’d also learned that if separated while at reduced strength she would be permanently weakened and so he had tracked down someone who could help him.

As he entered the cave in which the old man dwelled he saw him sitting face staring at the ground in front of a fire.

“I’ve been expecting you.” He said looking up.

“Then you must know why I’m here.” Ben replied.

“Yes, but do you truly wish to unleash the beast from it’s prison.”

“She’s coming out whether you do anything or not and when she does she’ll start feeding and I don’t know if you know what that means but most people would prefer ****. At least this way she wouldn’t have to feed and she won’t be as powerful which might put her off of any evil acts she may be plotting and I can finally be free of her.”

The old man nodded and headed deeper into the cave returning moments later with a large staff with several mystical runes carved on it. Holding it in both hands the old man pointed it at Ben and began to chant in some ancient language Ben couldn’t understand.

He watched as the end of the staff began to glow and seconds later it projected a continuous bolt of energy at Ben.

He clenched his teeth in pain as slowly his inner demon was pushed out of him.

As the energy wave broke off Ben felt to the ground and looked up to see Glory standing before him dressed as he also was.

“It is done.” Said the shaman.

“Done what’s done and what the frick am I wearing?” said Glory looking around to see her surroundings before looking down at the ground, “Benjamin, I suppose you have something to do with this, I really need to kill your tailor.”

She turned and watched as the old shaman edge back into his cave.

“Hold it old man.” She said moving towards him in little more than a dew seconds and grabbing him by the neck, “Did I say you could leave, hey I’m not hungry.”

Ben had noticed it took more than the usual blink of the eye to reach the shaman so clearly she wasn’t as fast but judging from how high in the air she was holding him she was still very very strong.

“Well since I don’t need to eat your mind I guess I’ll just kill you.”

Ben listened and covered his eyes as the old mans neck snapped, “Now what to do with you Benjamin.” She said picking him up by the back of the shirt.

“Come on I freed you.”

“True but you also tried to ruin my plan to get home and that upset me.” She said, “Now tell me how long was I out.”

“Just over a year.”

“A year Frick frick frick that stupid little slyer slut and her witch bitches screwed my plans now I’m stuck in the hell hole and in some frickin awful clothes, god I hate this place but you know if I can’t go home then I guess I’ll just have to find a new home on Earth and I know just the place to start.”

“So now we go our separate ways and I never see you again.” Said Ben nervously.

“Well I would spare you but these clothes are unforgivable so you gotta go. It’s been fun Benjamin.” She said slamming him head first into the cave wall, “Sunnyhell here I come.” She said as the took her first steps outside the cave before stopping and looking down, “But first I need new shoes.”