Give up your back? Or go for a desperation switch?

Give up your back

You roll onto your back and cover up as best as you can, hoping to gain a moment's reprieve from the onslaught of blows. One catches your nose through your guard, splattering it into bloody mush onto the canvas. One more catches you right on the button and everything goes white.

When you wake up the fight is over and you look up at the replay board to see the replay of your twitching body, ass up, quiver like you're mid-orgasm. You see how she mauled you with strike after strike.

You've never been knocked out before, nonetheless bulldozed so thoroughly. It's all a tremendous shock. One that doesn't go away as you exit the cage, shower, and head to see the doc.

He puts in 3 stitches in your nostril and sends you home telling you to not take any aspirin.