Getting a Celebrity Girlfriend

Michael, seeing how effective his verbal powers were, made his way to the Hollywood walk of fame. His goal: get a celebrity girlfriend to fuck, go on dates with, and just hang out with on a daily basis.

He found four potential targets.

Taylor Swift, who just finished up a shopping spree.

Victoria Justice, who was sitting down at a nice cafe for breakfast.

Hayley Atwell, out for her morning jog.

And Juliana Hough, who seemed to be waiting for an Uber to arrive.