Get their attention

You could introduce yourself by simply clearing your throat, but that wouldn’t really conform with your trademark style, and you’re highly aware of the importance of branding, especially in a world as fast-paced and with fleeting attention spans as the curiously generic fantastical realm you inhabit.

You halt the flow of time and skip over to the comically struggling elves. You pinch both of the redhead’s butt cheeks, apply a firm slap to the brunette’s ass, and finally lift the ravenhaired’s top, tweak her nipples, and pull her top back down.

As you step away and time resumes flowing, a chorus of little shrieks takes place: The first elf yelps in surprise, the second yelps a little louder from the sharp sting on her ass, and the third lets out a surprised gasp which is perhaps just a little bit too close to a moan…

Now you clear your throat. The startled elves forget their quarrel and look over their shoulders towards you, all the while tugging at the undies keeping their arms and legs locked together. “Ladies, if I can have your attention please! I’d like to ask you some questions, and then I’ll be on my way.”

“What the hell is this?!” the fiery redhead spits.

“A fun time for me. Now listen up, I need some answers and if you’re quick with them you might retain a vestige of dignity. I’m looking for an amulet.”

Despite their predicament the elves seem not so easily cowed, and start cursing you as a feeble human who will soon regret trespassing in their forest. You smirk and roll your eyes. The arrogance of elves never leads anywhere good.