Make your way to the podium

For better or for worse you take the podium as it is time for the vice-presidential victory speech. As you reach the microphone, you glance at the prepared victory script on the podium and smile at the crowd.

"Thank you for an amazing victory, friends, family, and supporters! We would not be here tonight if not for the blood, sweat, and tears of everyone in this room."

" Tonight marks the beginning of a new era of politics, an era of bipartisanship, civility, and meaningful progress. Our party, the.....