Get comfortable

Well, it is only the first day, after all... you need some time to sleep off this jet-lag and you definitely need a shower.

When you get into the bathroom, it's as lavish as the bedroom, with a bath as big as a hot-tub and shower attatchment several feet higher than you're used to. Which, of course, means you spend a solid ten minutes figuring out which nozzle is hot and which is cold, and how to adjust the pressure. (Because as appealing as that bath and obvious jets seemed, you just knew you'd end up falling asleep and drowning yourself if you got to sit down.)

Eventually you get the water to a comfortable, steamy temerature and spend much longer than necessary just standing in the warm water before you remember that soap is a thing. After a quick lather of whatever body soap (or maybe it was shampoo, who caress it smells good) Gordon had lying around, you procrastinate actually getting out. It's warm here, and cold out there.

Convincing yourself that you need a good excuse to waste another few minutes of your life in here, you think getting a good wank in would be perfect right before bed. Plus, you wouldn't have to do any clean-up this way.