Get Despedida to talk about her kinks (Time -1)

"Really? Yo, you're just going to come up in here and ask a girl about her kinks? You're trying to do the Bowser level without clearing out all the goons first! Give it some time!" Your request to learn about Despedida's sexual preferences, predictably fell upon deaf ears... this time, even removing the headphones didn't make her receptive. Actually, just having the request ignored might have been better than having it laughed at. The girl paused to flip off her streaming cameras, with a speed indicating that she wished she'd done that before she heard your request. As usual, you'd found Despedida huddled next to her gaming computer, this time streaming a video game with a samurai that hadn't actually hit public markets yet.

Not backing down, you informed the girl that you intended to collect this information from all of the Goodbye Girls; you considered this to be a crucial analysis, related to potential weaknesses that could be exploited in the field. You didn't mention that you were the one hoping to exploit them...

"Boooring. You're always asking me to do stuff without giving me anything in return, homeboy. Nobody's gonna challenge the secret level if it doesn't let them skip the others or give em more points. What's in it for me?"

You sighed heavily, then conceded, knowing what she wanted. With great hesitation, you made the offer: if Despedida would just do this for you, you'd spend the next hour and a half... watching the first three episodes of whatever anime she wanted you to. It was an otaku's wet dream: a captive audience to give any anime of their choosing the three episode rule. No cheating, no bail outs.

"Aaaaah, that's tempting! That's real tempting. But I'm gonna need a little more than that... we'll watch the first three episodes, then you gotta promise to watch the whole thing at a later time by yourself. It's like that thing in Final Fantasy Legends 2- or do you prefer to call it SaGa?- where Odin will revive you if you promise to fight him later. What do you say?" The woman's grin somehow looked malicious. Most anime were just 12 or 24 episode seasons, right? Plus, you'd already watched all of Dragon Ball when you were younger... that was probably her favorite judging by her merch, right?

{if Weakness for Gambling = 1}Well, you were a gambling man. A dangerous situation like this actually just set your heart racing. {endif}You agreed.

"Perfect! I'll go ahead and set us up. Sorry, everyone who was tuned into my stream." She leaned over for a moment to turn off the cameras, then grabbed her keyboard, using it to swap her PC over from games to cartoons. "While I'm at it, I guess I'll help you out. But you know, it's not like everybody just goes around thinking about their kinks. What if I wasn't able to tell you any? You took a real gamble..." Still, she closed her one visible eye with a thoughtful frown and adjusted her cap. "Well... I like taping... You know, like being taped? I like to watch it back later if I want."

Did that mean she also liked broadcasting it to people? {if Weakness for Porn = 1}Part of you was really hoping she'd say there was an extensive porn catalogue somewhere that would feature the brown beauty...{endif}

"No, dude." She lowered her eyelid with a disapproving glare. "Not everything is some kinky exhibitionist shit, New Ciao. It's like a romantic thing. If I'm with somebody, I want a momento. Kinda like that. What kinda game player doesn't want to fill out their gallery, I guess?"

Somehow, you felt there was more to it than that... But you held your tongue on that matter and instead asked what else. That couldn't be her only kink...

"Ugh, what guy playing a galge just picks all the pushy options like you're doing? Uuuuh... I guess... Shit, you probably want a sexual position. Uuuh uuuum... Sixty-nine."

You found that to be a bit of a surprise, but only nodded quietly.

The silence seemed to make Despedida uncomfortable; as pink rose to her cheeks, she tilted her cap down to hide her face. "You're not gonna ask why? You, fuckin' over-curious Ciao?" As if determined to make it less embarrassing by way of dispelling the mystery, she explained it to you. "Sex should be like a co-op game, alright? Fuckin' guys that want blowjobs and titjobs and all that, they're all over the place, you know? Look at it this way: in New Super Mario Bros, you can't move on to the next screen if one guy's finished and he's hanging out in the back. Both of the two have to go all the way! If you're gonna do a thing, I'm just sayin', man, do it right. Sixty-nine is like... the perfect equivalent exchange."

You supposed you could see what she was saying... Though, you hoped the opportunity for using the pussy was also there. Not that it sounded like a bad time with her, either way... You still felt that she was hiding more kinks, but for now, all you could do was imagine yourself palming her ass and licking her pussy while she sucked you off in this dark, monitor-lit room...

"Yo, you're imagining doing it now, aren't you, Fast Ciao? Wasn't this for some kinda dossier? Or this just how you get your kicks, making people say this kinda stuff out loud?"

Eager to change to a different topic so that your subordinate would forget that you were a perv, you offered to start watching that anime with her.

Despedida's mood seemed to improve instantly as a cruel smile spread across her face. "Oh, yeah! Right. One of my favorites: the classic, One Piece, the epic pirate saga. It's not finished yet, though, so you're just going to have to keep watching it with me until it does."

You thought to yourself: "shit." One Piece wasn't bad but it had a bit of a reputation... You asked her to remind you how many episodes that was.

"I think last count was... 929?"

You spent the next hour and a half in the snug space of Despedida's gamer cave, watching the first three episodes of One Piece. Hopefully, you were hooked, because there were at least 926 more left to go... and you didn't feel like Despedida was going to drop the issue.