Chapter 4 by Giggles

What do you change first?

Gays rule the world

You were sick and tired of all the homophobia. You wanted to be the one who was in charge, no longer oppressed. You write a new rule.

Old Rule: Anyone can tell if someone is Gay just by looking at them.

Old Rule: There are significantly more men than women.

Old Rule: Gay sex in public is normalized, however straight sex may only occur in breeding centers.

Old Rule: Gays rule the world. Straight people must do whatever a gay person commands. All media and culture is made to be consumed by gay people.

You feel the ground shake. You look around and the light flickers. Suddenly the room is completely different. The barista is now a man sporting the same uniform, in fact you are only able to see two women in the entire place. You see a couple of guys making out, each with a hand on the others cock.

“Here is your check sir,” the barista said in a deep baritone voice. You could tell he was straight, but you weren’t sure how. You take the check from the man and look at it. Damn it’s expensive.